You Guys Are MAJORLY Blue-Balling Me

Derek Bolt, draped only in a bath towel, lounges on the sofa with an air of impatience and agitation. Suddenly, Kane Fox, his housemate, enters the room wearing nothing but a towel as well. Derek informs Kane that they'll have to hold back on showering as Dave is currently occupying the bathroom.
They both vent about Dave's extensive showering habits and his lackluster roommate behavior. As they continue to chat, they disclose their desires to hastily relieve themselves sexually. Derek shares his frustration from a failed date while Kane recounts a steamy fantasy involving his former English teacher.
Feeling sexually frustrated, they ponder the idea of self-pleasuring right there in the living room. They concoct flimsy alibis to rationalize mutual masturbation on the sofa, proposing to shield themselves with a towel divider to maintain a semblance of privacy. Enthralled by the erotic tension, they abandon the makeshift barrier and engage in joint masturbation, progressively escalating their intimacy through creative excuses.